30 Rock: 2x02 - Jack Gets in the Game

• Rumour is that CEO Don Geiss is about to retire and will be naming a successor
• Devin is jockeying for position by playing straight and being engaged to Geiss's daughter
• Jack is continuing to hide his heart attack, even though Devin tries to make Jack's heart explode by making him eat red meat, drink wine, and play football in front of Geiss
• Jenna's on the Japanese porn star diet; she is only eating paper and ponders some surgical options such as bone shaving and organ reduction
• however after popularizing the catch-phrase "Me Want Food" and become more recognized, she decides to keep her weight
• Kenneth hits on Tracy's wife to make him get jealous enough to apologize for cheating on her
  
• Tracy tries to make things even with his wife by trying (and failing) to get Kenneth to sleep with her