- Jack and C.C. start meeting in a Pennsylvanian coal mining town, halfway between Washington, DC and New York
- On Jack's advice to buy real estate; Liz finds her dream apartment
- The co-op board rejects her, so she spends a night drunk-dialling them
- Kenneth gets addicted to coffee and decides to move back to Georgia
- Everyone sings "Midnight Train to Georgia"; Gladys Knight is annoyed; Kenneth misses the train
- Instead of buying a European cable network, Liz accidentally sells NBC to some Germans