TV Dots: October 2007

Jim and Pam come out as a couple after Toby catches them kissing and issues a memo about PDA
Dwight buys Angela a new cat to replace Sprinkles; Angela dumps Dwight
Ryan returns to the office to present the new business plan, Dunder Mifflin Infinity and to act like a douche
Kelly tells Ryan that she is pregnant with his child, which is a lie, but hilarious
To fight ageism and technology, Michael gives gift baskets to former clients and then drives his car into a f*cking lake because the GPS system in his rental told him to

Carlos saves Edie after she fakes a suicide attempt, Edie finds out Carlos has a secret off-shore bank account
Bree continues to hide her secret non-pregnancy; Gabrielle and Carlos start having a secret affair
Lynette, bald from chemotherapy, tries to keep her cancer a secret; she comes clean to get out of being in charge of decorations for her son's school function

Their daughter used to be best friends with Julie but mysteriously has no memories from Wisteria Lane

Susan finds out from the new husband, who is also an OB/GYN that she may be going into menopause, but he later reveals that she is actually preggers

Hiro is still in ancient Japan, where he meets Tazeko Kensei, who is white and a bum (and used to be on Alias)
Molly is having nightmares and drawing freaky pictures; she also now has two daddies, Parkman and Mohinder
Mohinder believes a new virus threatens the Heroes
Kaito Nakamura and Angela Petrelli receive marked photos of themselves, which indicate that they will be killed within 24 hours; Nakamura dies, Angela doesn't
Nathan has gross facial hair is now a drunk and believes Peter is ok despite popular opinion

Appears to be a new brother and sister hero duo, who run a lot and speak Spanish

House starts 'the interview process' and partakes in arbitrarily firing candidates
An Astronaut-In-Training pays House to secretly find out why she is 'hearing with her eyes' so NASA doesn't cut her from the program

They finally diagnose her with Von Hippel-Lindau Syndrome and give her a boob job to hide her life-saving surgery

House thinks he sees Chase, Cameron, and Foreman walking the halls in slow motion; Chase and Cameron are back at the hospital but Foreman is allegedly still in New York

The whole family gets drunk and fights at a Mexican restaurant for Kitty's birthday; they leave before they even get a table
Nora stresses over not hearing from Justin and pressures Kitty into pressuring Robert into finding out more info; turns out Justin's unit was attacked and there are causalities
Kitty is sad that the media now only cares about her as a bride, not as Senator McCallister's Communications Director, so she goes wedding dress shopping
Sarah and Joe have sex on the washing machine even though Joe still wants a divorce
Tommy's wife is having some rather severe postpartum issues
Kevin's boyfriend gets sent to Malaysia

Special guest star Jerry Seinfeld has a bone to pick with Jack after he finds out about Seinfeld Vision; he then plugs Bee Movie
Liz isn't over Floyd and buys a wedding dress on sale
Tracy's wife kicks him out; he moves into the office and Kenneth becomes his office wife
Jenna got fat over the summer whilst performing in Mystic Pizza: The Musical
Frank wears an awesome 'Kill Screen' hat

Tuesday, October 30, 2007